When the washing machine repair man shows up and you lead him to your tiny laundry room and see a small pool of cat pee on the linoleum (no doubt Darcy's because this has been an ongoing investigation and she just walks around the house looking guiltless in a smug-ass way like that obvious perp on all the Law & Orders), do you:
1) Say Oh my lord, I am so sorry! Just give me a second to clean this up. Honestly, this never happens! My middle name is Pristine! while you grab the paper towels and the Nature's Miracle Pet Cleaner for a quick clean up?
2) Grab a pile of clean clothes off the top of the dryer and throw it on the pee before the guy notices it and then talk to him nonstop about his six years in the repair biz, silently praying the clothes will valiently absorb all evidence since he has chosen to move the pile in front of the washing machine to kneel on while he fixes it.
It's obvious. #2, right?
Please say right.